Things which may or may not be true, depending on how drunk I am right now

-Vice is a very good magazine now. Like I understand that it used to be a pretty good magazine that was also very gratuitous and annoying sometimes, but it seems like they’ve gotten past that. Good job, Vice.

-I think I like Florence and the Machine? Either that or listening to Florence and the Machine is making me want to listen to the Cranberries and I know I like the Cranberries, so maybe that’s it. Whatever.

-I am thankful for Natalie coming down as well Esmeralda and Natasha being forced to eat Thanksgiving dinner here because they live here.

-I may have bought the Pendleton Blanket I wanted in a size too small, but becoming an adult is very hard you guys.