You guys I just went back and looked at my tumblr and this thing has been super boring lately (possibly forever depending on your taste but that is okay with me I cannot expect you to go with me in all things, namaste), filled with watercolors and funny KC Green pictures that are not as funny out of context. Jokes are great but can be difficult because if you don’t know something is supposed to be a joke, you could take what is being presented seriously and get the entirely wrong idea of who someone is. This also applies to literally every relationship anyone has ever had with anyone, so you can’t really bother worrying about it too much. There are people you feel a connection with, and then there are most of the dudes you meet when you’re 24, the ones who spend a lot of time talking about House of Cards and/or the DJ set they’re working on. When I was a teen© I thought this would stop happening after a while but it doesn’t seem like it’ll ever stop, only get bigger and bigger like a Katamari of male ego. The moral of this paragraph: Men are all just a bunch of BOYS NAH MEAN LADIES?
When I sat down I thought I was going to write about what I did on Saturday, which involved bringing joy into the lives of strangers through chants and Nickelback songs, being asked to stop bringing joy to lives of strangers by a maitre d’ whose reasoning was “people keep looking at me,” searching for Hpnotiq and being told “ah naw we don’t have that you gonna have to go down to Mission,” a karaoke DJ trying to trick my friend into kissing him(you remember that time I said “Men are all just a bunch of BOYS" right?), the resurrection of Julia, a lot of old episodes of The Office, eating cheesesteaks, and generally liking the people I’m with a whole lot and then spilling beers all over everything while putting our hands in the middle to confirm that this is how we feel. Instead of writing about that, I wrote about how jokes on the internet are hard. All men are just a bunch of boys but then you have to stop and realize that I am in fact a man so how seriously should you be taking any of this?
do you still pray about me in your quiet time
I can’t believe anyone ever watched Saved by the Bell, saw Jessie Spano, and said “oh we should definitely put that other white girl on our graphic tees”